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     This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg,
South Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a  black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You  obviously do not
see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man.
I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me
an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied.
"Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another
place is available."

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as
I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in
Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. "It is unusual
for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class.
However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to
someone so disgusting."

She turned to the black guy & said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."